GALEANTHROPY – the belief that you have become a cat.
PROCAFFEINATE – to put off doing anything until you’ve had your first cup of coffee.
SARCHASM – the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
LETHONOMIA - a tendency to forget names
VELLEITY - wishing for something but doing absolutely nothing about it.
GROAK - to stare longingly at food, in hopes of being offered some.