Groan!!

I am sure our friend View would have enjoyed these! Thank you Amy for your contribution! 😊

 1. The meaning of opaque is unclear.

2. I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

4. A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

6. If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it.

7. It's a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you

8. It's not that the man couldn't juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it.

9. So what if I don't know the meaning of the word 'apocalypse'? It's not the end of the world.

10. Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest.

11. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

12. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

13. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.

14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

16. Did you know they won't be making yardsticks any longer?

17. I used to be allergic to soap but I'm clean now.

18. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

19. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.

20. Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat chants!

21. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.

22. What is a thesaurus's favorite dessert? Synonym buns

23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound.

Have a good week everyone!

 

Another celebration!

Today is Q's special day! Happy Birthday to our dear friend 😍 

I thought a seafood meal would be fun!

After all that wonderful food we need some dessert.

Last but not least, we need something chocolate. 

Have a great day Q! I hope all your wishes come true 💜


UPDATE

I didn't realize that a couple of our friends do not care for seafood!
I made some deviled eggs today and am happy to share them 😊
TW and Lynn, I hope you enjoy these!

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Time for a party!!

Today is Regina's special day! The lady who brought us all together these past few years. Our very good friend who lets us continue her blog. We hope you have a wonderful day celebrating your birthday. 😊 I think we need a lot of Champagne and treats.

Have a great day Regina!  😍

Beautiful animals

A look at nature is always a good respite from the news of the day! 😊

Have a good week everyone!

Let's Keep The Fun Going

Another week brings us to where the summer quickly sneaking up on us. Let's hope that as time goes on and the restrictions loosen, our lives will become less stressful and more enjoyable. In that vein, I thought this would be fun for us to do!

Let's lighten things up a bit

I  thought it was time for a few smiles and maybe a giggle or two. Thank you Amy for your contribution! 😊

Have a good weekend everyone!

What can be said?

It is currently a very volatile time in the U.S.A. For months the Corona virus dominated the news. Over 100,000 citizens dead, and the numbers keep rising. It is certainly not over, yet another crisis has taken over the news cycle. People are taking to the streets to protest the killing of George Floyd, who died after a police officer knelt on his neck for 8 minutes and 45 seconds for the crime of passing a counterfeit $20 dollar bill. This is documented on video. If there is another side of the story, it has not been published yet.
  Our cities have been shut down by the protests. Many people have been gathering peacefully, but violence and looting has been happening on a nightly basis. The protests seem to be a gathering of groups with different agendas. Some people just want their voices heard, and others just want to create chaos. Certainly this is a too simplistic take on things, but it's a start. As Americans we have to learn to communicate with each other. A little respect will also help. These are tough times, but this country has been through tough times before. We will get through this.  Stay safe everyone.