No kidding

I thought these were self explanatory,  but it never hurts to be reminded. 😉

Nine important facts to remember as we grow older:

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long

Have a good week everyone!

The unforgettable Maya Angelou

Summer may be here

It appears that the weather has finally warmed up in my neck of the woods.  Here are a few pictures to start the weekend. 

            Now for some really beautiful flowers, courtesy of Amy, who always does things right!

So gorgeous!

Then there is this guy, who truly loves a nice day on the patio.

                                                  Enjoy the next few days everyone 😊   

Wednesday Groaners

Who's ready for some groaners?

Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? 

Where's popcorn.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? 

It's way too far to walk.

What did the tired criminal need? 

Arrest.

What's brown and sticky? 

A stick.

Two fish are in a tank. 

One fish says to the other fish, 

do you know how to drive this thing?

What did the ocean say to the shore? 

Nothing, it just waved.

Have a great day, everyone!

Double take

Some of these pictures definitely need a second look..

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Have a great week everyone!