Who's ready for some groaners?
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Cause if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn?
Where's popcorn.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's way too far to walk.
What did the tired criminal need?
Arrest.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Two fish are in a tank.
One fish says to the other fish,
do you know how to drive this thing?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
Have a great day, everyone!
