A man got into the elevator of a medical center holding a clear plastic bag containing a gigantic poo and asked the operator for the 8th floor. The operator was horrified and said, "You want the 3rd floor, that's the floor for the lab." The guy said, "No, I want the eye doctor on the 8th floor."
The operator didn't want to engage the man in a long argument, so he took the elevator straight to the 8th floor to get rid of him quickly. As the man entered the ophthalmologist's office, the receptionist spotted the enormous poo and said, "You made a mistake, the lab is on the 3rd floor!" Again, the man said he didn't want the lab, he wanted the eye doctor.
Looking at the crowded waiting room and taking pity on the other patients, she buzzed him straight in, telling him to be quick.
When the door opened, the doctor took one look at the humongous poo and shouted, "You're mistaken, the lab is on another floor!" The man said he didn't want the lab, the problem was with his eyes. The doctor was baffled and asked, "What could possibly be wrong with your eyes?"
"Well doc, every time I do one of these," he said, pointing at the massive poo," my eyes fill with water..."
