Tired (literally) of sharing a bed with something akin to a noisy mountain goat, we both decided that we'd be better off in our own rooms.
I know what you're thinking...
The following joke is about separate beds, but provides a very good solution!
A young couple got married and spent their honeymoon in a hotel with twin beds.
The shy young bride was a bit anxious and asked her new husband:
"But how are we going to do... you know what... How would I know you're in the mood?"
He replied:
"No problem, darling. I'll whistle and you come to my bed."
She was still worried:
"Yes, but how do I let you know when I'm in the mood?"
He was very reassuring:
"Well, you just ask me: 'Did I hear you whistle?'"
This is our favourite joke. He he he...