Saturday, 13 February 2016
Friday, 12 February 2016
Cast your minds back to February 27th 2015. I published a post entitled "Wake up and have a boiled egg." The title was an excuse to post a photo of an endearing egg cup. Egg cup??? Boiled eggs??? Well, an epic and hilarious discussion ensued. I came across a picture of a group of eggs that reminded me of that post... Then I found a picture of a strange marriage involving an egg. Here are the original egg cup, the egg committee and the happy couple:
Thursday, 11 February 2016
Wednesday, 10 February 2016
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots a beautiful top-of-the-line one and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."