Friday, 31 October 2014

Have a fun Halloween!

GrannyJ sent us a story which goes very well with a Halloween theme. Thank you, GrannyJ.

Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night.

The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. 

'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, 
or at least I thought there was no one around' he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need.

”Guess I was really into it, y'know?” he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor. 

'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin.'

Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ...

'I said: 'Excuse me, sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?' 

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said:

'A pumpkin? Sh*t ... is it midnight already?'

[This story is not true, but the guy's comeback is very funny!]

Amy and mrsgunka sent us this cute picture:

Thursday, 30 October 2014

A collection of funny bits and pieces

I have a doctor's appointment in Tulle this afternoon. Here are some funnies, slightly earlier than usual...

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Silly birthday game

Look up your birthday in these two lists and post the result in the comments. Anybody born on the fourteenth of any month should have some fun!

I'm stuck on an island with the cookie monster...

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

It may be a pest, but there's beauty in all creatures

Amy sent us these pictures of snails taken by Ukrainian photographer Vyacheslav Mischenko. It's so nice that Amy can see beauty in her old foes... Thank you, Amy!

Monday, 27 October 2014

Oops! Today's post is late!

We went shopping for food and it took much longer then we expected...   I hope the funny pictures make up for the delay.