A teacher passed a pack of LifeSavers around the classroom and asked the children to pair the colors with the flavors:
Red = Cherry
Yellow = Lemon
Orange = Orange
Green = Lime
She then handed out some honey flavored ones and the children couldn't identify the taste.
"I'll give you a clue," said the teacher. "It's what your mom sometimes calls your dad."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat out the sweet and yelled, "Eww, they're assholes!"
Good one, Mrsgunka, thank you!
