Monday, 12 March 2012

Big heart

View_From_Here sent me a lawyer joke but I tweaked it to make it a bit more topical...

One afternoon, Mitt Romney was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Curious, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," said Mitt.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, eating the grass under that tree."

"Bring them along," Romney replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," said Romney.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to Romney and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

Mitt replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.The grass is almost a foot high."

Thank you, View.