A nice little tale from Mrsgunka (no, it wasn't her at Starbucks):
I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel a lot better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…
And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod …
Thank you, Mrsgunka.