Wednesday, 2 May 2012

The blonde wins...

View_From_Here sent me this delightful blonde joke with a difference...

A blonde city girl marries a North Dakota rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to his wife,

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, ok?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.... After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. The wife takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,

"This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,

"Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently...

Laughing rudely at her, the man says,

"And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

"I guess it's to hang your pants on...."

Thank you, View.