Friday, 17 February 2012

Wine tasting

Grammy97 sent us this joke:

At a local winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old guy tried it and said, "It's a muscat three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."

"That's correct!" said the boss. "Another glass, please."

The man said, "It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."

"Absolutely correct!" said the boss again. "A third glass, please."

"It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive," calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished, so winked at his secretary, to suggest something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant... and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."

Thank you, Grammy