Sunday 11 December 2011

Women drivers

Our friend Tom (in Thailand) sent me this joke:


This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!

It splashed and burned Big Peter and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

You may remember Tom from an old open thread, when he sent me this photo of an amazing sunrise:


Thank you, Tom.