Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Epic girls night out

View sent us this joke. Thanks for the laugh, View!

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. 
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however 
they had gotten over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi 
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to 
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. 

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought 
she would take off her panties and use them. 
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive 
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. 
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave 
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she 
proceeded to wipe with that. 
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to 
go home. 
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, 
so he phoned the other husband and said: 

"These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" 
"That's nothing," said the other husband, 
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that 
'From all of us at the Fire Station. 
We'll never forget you.' "