I heard it through the grapevine...

GrannyJ sent us this joke. Thanks, GJ, it's very funny (and appropriate for this blog)!

A glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not..... Clare Valley  vintners in  South Australia,  which primarily produce   Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot  Grigio wines,   have  developed a new hybrid grape   that  acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number  of trips   older  people have to make to the  bathroom during the night. The new  wine will be marketed as...        PINO MORE