Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
I had to include something for the ladies!
1. The later you are, the more excited your
dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if
you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave
lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs parents never
visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to
raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait
for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when
you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and
fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: If I died, would you get
another dog?
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell
'em.
11. Dogs like to ride in the
back of a pickup truck.
12. Dogs never tell you to stop
scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.
14. Dogs will let you put a
studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
15. If a dog smells another dog
on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. And
last, but not least:
16. If a dog runs off and leaves
you, it won't take half your stuff. To verify these statements: Lock your wife
and dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door and verify who is
happy to see you!
