Thursday, 24 September 2020

Smiles

 I think we may have seen some of these before, but they are still fun!
















 


The last one is my personal favorite 😊
Have a wonderful day everyone!

Monday, 14 September 2020

Here Comes the Sun

I always wanted to see the sunrise over the ocean. My past attempts were always thwarted by fog. Since the September 1st forecast was for clear skies, I tried once again. Arriving at the beach 5:15 am to catch first light, I was treated to a fantastic show as the sun rose from the water right in front of me. It was a spectactular way to start the day. I wish each of you could have been with me to experience the magical beginning of that day. 






















Have a great week, friends!





Monday, 7 September 2020

Weapons

 These are definitely self-explanatory!



Have a great week!



p.s. Thanks, Roxie, for creating all the posts while I was away!! 

You're the best! 😍

-Q

Thursday, 3 September 2020

Party time!

 Happy Birthday 1SC!  Today is your special day 😊 I hope you have a wonderful day relaxing and spending time with your family. You are part of the family here on the blog as well, and we would like to share your day with friendship and tasty treats. Virtual food has no calories and is always healthy so feel free to eat as much as you want.πŸ˜‰












Have a fantastic day!

Monday, 31 August 2020

Grammarphiles unite!

                                             This should be fun πŸ˜€

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a clichΓ© walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

                                  Thanks to Q for this post! Have a good week everyone!