Saturday, 14 April 2018

Learn something new every day !

                                    Trivia can be so much fun. Here are a few facts you may enjoy !
                                                                     





                                               1.   All swans in England belong to the Queen.

                                       
                                               
                                    


                                           2. There is a town in Canada called "Dildo ".






3. Fredric Bauer invented the "Pringles " can.
  When he died, his ashes were buried in one.








4. There is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on earth.







5. Minnie Mouse full name is Minerva Mouse.







6. King Henry VIII slept with a giant axe beside him.  







7. Cap'n Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.






8. What is called a " french  kiss " in the English speaking world
is known as an " English kiss " in France.

Regina, can you verify that statement ?  






9. In 1907, an ad for Kellog's Corn flakes offered a free box of 
cereal to any woman who would wink at her grocer.






10. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue.




Friday, 13 April 2018

Something to Ponder

Received this email from a friend.... 
Giggles are always welcome!


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?        

Unique Up On It. 

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?       

Tame Way. 

3. How Do  Crazy  People  Go Through The Forest ? 

They Take The Psycho Path 

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? 

You Boil The Hell Out Of It 

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? 

Dam! 

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? 

Polaroid's 

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? 

A Stick 

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? 

Nacho Cheese. 

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? 

Subordinate Clauses. (I love this one!)

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? 

Quattro Sinko. 

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? 

Spoiled Milk. 


12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? 

Frostbite. 

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? 

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? 

Anyone Can Roast Beef. 

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? 

Right Where You Left Him.

                     16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big  Nostrils? 
Because They Have Big Fingers . 

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? 

Because It Scares The Dog. 

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? 

Sanka. 

19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? 

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? 

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! 
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack
 . 
Enjoy your day. ; ))

Thursday, 12 April 2018

Confusing buttons

These hotel elevators are a challenge!







The last one gets first prize, it has the most creative layout of all three...

Wednesday, 11 April 2018

Friendly dispute

Both Canada and Denmark claim Hans Island. Periodically, each country will send an expedition, replace the other country's flag with their own, and leave a bottle of alcohol for the next visitors.  Canada favours Canadian Club, Denmark schnapps.


(photo by Toubletap)


(Photo by Tórfinnur Nielsen)



Cheers!

Tuesday, 10 April 2018

Smiles

                      Hopefully these will give you a chuckle, or maybe make you groan !!