Sunday, 3 September 2017

Birthday!

Happy birthday, 1smartcanerican! Have a great day! I selected some cakes that reflect your enthusiasm for a plant based diet. We couldn't have a party without chocolate cake... Cacao is a plant, no? The teacup cakes are pretty...









Saturday, 2 September 2017

A rare event

The Atacama desert in Chile is one of the driest places on Earth. It looks absolutely spectacular in full bloom after some rain:






Thursday, 31 August 2017

Following instructions


A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?' 
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. 
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' 
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' 
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.


Sunday, 27 August 2017

Simple, but effective

The addition of googly eyes to everyday stuff makes a world of difference...