Wednesday, 6 July 2016

Applied mathematical logic

Here we have some humour, courtesy of View. Gracias, amigo!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. 
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life? 
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If we assign a number to each letter of the alphabet:


Then: 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E  
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% 
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T  
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103% 
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!

Tuesday, 5 July 2016

Back to my favourite subject

I like art. I really like it when artists find different ways to express themselves. This guy falls in this category.







Monday, 4 July 2016

It should be quite spectacular

I've never spent 4th of July in the States before. I'm sure there will be a few fireworks...

Happy 4th of July!




Thursday, 30 June 2016

Quick note from Miami

Yo, my lovely peeps! I'm totally jet-lagged and still exhausted from an absolutely epic journey. There are pitfalls to life in the sticks, such as the logistics of getting from A to B to C at the right time, etc etc etc. I spent more than 40 hours awake, walking miles in a very large airport or sitting uncomfortably for hours on end. No wonder I have the impression I landed on another planet! I'll try to post as often as possible. In the meantime, here are a couple of nice pictures: