Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Crazy house

I find this little house strangely attractive...


Sunday, 21 February 2016

Old people....

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they had shared where Andy had carved ‘I love you Sally!’

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, and not knowing what to do with it, they took it home.

There, she counted the money: “$50,000.00!”

Andy said, ‘We’ve got to give it back.’ 

Sally said, ‘Finders keepers.’ She put the money back in the bag and hid it in the attic.

The next day, the FBI was canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money. They knocked on the door. ‘Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?’

Sally said, ‘No.’
Andy said, ‘She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.’
Sally said, “Don’t listen to him, he’s getting senile.’

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: ‘Tell us the story from the beginning’

Andy said, ‘Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday...’

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, ‘We’re outta here.’

Saturday, 20 February 2016

Friday, 19 February 2016

Need a big bedroom for this bed!

I like the simplicity of this bedroom, with its huuuge bed. Alas, all our bedrooms are small...


Wednesday, 17 February 2016

Canada, eh?

GrannyJ sent us this joke and I decided to add some funny stuff...







Monday, 15 February 2016

I really like this kind of stuff!

Everyday objects with an artistic twist, by Javier Perez:









Saturday, 13 February 2016

Get knitting! (Not me...)

I can't knit to save my life, and if I could, I don't think I would join something called Club Geluk to knit food and objects... I would knit sweaters and cardigans!







Friday, 12 February 2016

Looking back at post from last February and talking about eggs

Cast your minds back to February 27th 2015. I published a post entitled "Wake up and have a boiled egg." The title was an excuse to post a photo of an endearing egg cup. Egg cup??? Boiled eggs??? Well, an epic and hilarious discussion ensued. I came across a picture of a group of eggs that reminded me of that post... Then I found a picture of a strange marriage involving an egg. Here are the original egg cup, the egg committee and the happy couple:




Thursday, 11 February 2016

Two interesting photos of pets

This is a good one for dog and cat lovers.



The dog in the photo is Woody, a really nice guy. He belongs to a couple who divide their time between France and England. The cat is just a lovely stranger from the internet.

Wednesday, 10 February 2016

Posh car dealership


A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots a beautiful top-of-the-line one and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. 

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. 

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" 

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" 

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."