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Let's have some funnies

Here's a small collection of funny pictures and cartoons to brighten up the day.

Back to work

Today's laughs are courtesy of Grammy97. I think we're all the right age to get it. Enjoy! Thanks, Grammy.

Very good friends

This a heartwarming story... get your tissues ready!

Guilty!

Playing tag with a friend

This video is incredibly sweet. Have a sweet weekend, everybody!

Mistakes

Lovely doggies

Here are some funny, some cute doggie pics to brighten up your day:

The little detective

This joke came from MrsG. It's another good one, thanks!

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.
You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'

Amazing board

Mrsgunka sent us this pictures of a fantastic chopping board, which reminded me of the funny video...

Thank you, MrsG.

The Almighty Board is the ultimate kitchen assistant. This smart-board will simultaneously serve as your cutting board, display your recipes, provide step-by-step directions and weigh your ingredients out for you. After you wash it, it will even tell you if it has been cleaned enough to avoid cross-contamination or food poisoning. Wow!

Some quick pictures before the storm

The weather is absolutely disgusting today. It has been raining all morning and now there are some very dark clouds approaching. The forecast is for stormy weather. I'll post some pictures to keep things going before I pull the plugs.

This first picture made me think of Amy and Yulia:

We need a cute one to start the week with an aww:

Have a peaceful week!

Quick thinking and a birthday! UPDATED

View sent us a joke and dedicated it to our Canadian friends. Thanks, View.

A man in a Washington supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce.

The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he'd ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.'

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.' The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?' 

'Canada, sir,' the boy replied.

'Well, why did you leave Canada ?' the manager asked. 

 The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.' 

'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada .'

'No shit?' replied the boy. 'Who did she play for?'

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Irishgirl's birthday dodged the list carefully compiled by GrannyJ, but Sleuth got the cat out of the bag and I had to order some cakes at very short notice!

Here's a good reason to move on from having 21st birthdays:

Finally, a celebration is a good time to remember this affliction:

Happy birthday, dear Irishgirl!

Aww... friends!

Interesting facts

Amy sent us a large collection of interesting facts. This is a selection, which I fact-checked. I had to stop and publish quickly because the weather is turning nasty and I have to switch everything off... Thanks, Amy.

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Hard hitting weather

Hail seems to be the "in" thing these days. There was a major hailstorm in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on Monday 19. Yesterday Colorado had loads of hailstones and today we woke up to a huge hailstorm, then had another one after lunch. A friend from London also reported a hailstorm this lunchtime.

Sao Paulo, Brazil

Denver, Colorado

It's sunny now, but who knows how long it will last? Yesterday we had some lively weather during the day and I took a couple of pictures of a spectacular sunset, thinking the weather had finally settled, but by the time we went to bed, we had to pull all plugs as a big storm approached. After that, the only plugs were in my ears! They're very useful for snoring and thunder... (taser doesn't work for thunder)

Reducing stress...

Mrsgunka sent us some stress reducing pictures. Laughing is definitely a very good medicine. Thank you, MrsG. [Wishing Jon all the best for today's surgery plus a quick and painless recuperation. We know he's in good hands!]

The good housewife

View sent us this. Thanks, View.

Cats, cute and funny