Mrsgunka sent us this funny video and a wicked joke. Thank you, MrsG.
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If you think lawyers don't have heart, read the best lawyer story of all time... bar none.
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.
So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?’
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... No, I didn't know that.'
'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?
The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again…
'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry. I had no idea.'
And the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?
Thursday, 10 April 2014
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
Priorities...
GrannyJ sent us this very funny joke. Thanks, GJ, I'm still chuckling...
A man woke up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor came in and said, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groaned, but the doctor went on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perked up.
"So," the doctor said, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agreed to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor came back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," said the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" said the man.
"What is your decision?" asked the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter tops."
A man woke up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor came in and said, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groaned, but the doctor went on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perked up.
"So," the doctor said, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agreed to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor came back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," said the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" said the man.
"What is your decision?" asked the doctor.
"We're getting granite counter tops."
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jokes
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
Some cat and dog fun
The first cartoon is self-explanatory:
This one reminded me of GrannyJ's Dublin:
Meanwhile, somewhere in Kansas...
Monday, 7 April 2014
A wonderful shopping experience
Today it's Short Ribs birthday. She's an old friend from the old blog but hasn't been visiting lately. She did send us a funny contribution a couple of years ago, HERE. We have her daughter as a regular, though. PGFan, please relay our warmest birthday wishes to your mom.
Sunday, 6 April 2014
Curiosity...
I've saved a photo of my little first cousins twice removed a few weeks ago and the picture Amy posted yesterday reminded me of it. Another interesting coincidence, apart from the curiosity about what's on the other side of the fence, is the colour of the family dog.
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| Amy's boys, plus dog |
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| My little cousins |
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| ...and their dog |
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Saturday, 5 April 2014
Party time!
It's our Mrsgunka's birthday today. We need a lot of cake, of course... These cakes reflect some of the things MrsG enjoys.
Happy birthday, dear, dear friend!
Happy birthday, dear, dear friend!
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| Planning a new kitchen |
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| Starting a new project |
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| Enjoying the garden |
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| ...and herding cats! |
Friday, 4 April 2014
Thursday, 3 April 2014
The bright side of pain, stress and cold
Some readers are going through one or more of the inconveniences illustrated below.
I hope this photo will help alleviate the distress caused by any of them, all of them!
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
It's a funny day
I searched for some original April Fool's pranks and this one caught my eye. It's from last year, in Australia:
Now for a quick groaner and then a lovely video.
Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear.
Now for a quick groaner and then a lovely video.
Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear.
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April fool's
Monday, 31 March 2014
Sunday, 30 March 2014
Saturday, 29 March 2014
Friday, 28 March 2014
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Having a bad day
Mrsgunka sent me these, with a note: "I just loved these! Why did so many remind me of TW? :-)"
Thank you, MrsG.
Thank you, MrsG.
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| First you had trouble getting out of bed |
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| You had a stiff neck |
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| You felt like you had a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night |
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| Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out |
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| You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise |
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| Your new hat looked better on you at the store |
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| You keep losing things |
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| You feel like you're always in the wrong place at the wrong time |
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| The boss chewed you out at work |
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| You got caught in the rain at lunchtime |
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| Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you |
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| You feel trapped |
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| Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime |
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| On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu |
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| And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement |
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
A day at the races
View sent us this excellent joke and he thought Amy would like it... Thanks, View.
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."
He replied, "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race."
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."
He replied, "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race."
[My laptop is playing up and won't let me upload photos to the blog. The blogger application on the iPad is very limited, so I can't format the post properly. I'm a bit anal about the look of the posts and I'm not a happy bunny!]
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jokes
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
With age comes wisdom.
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Jack because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Jack and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Jack snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, you look awful!" He said, "That Jack shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older guy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jack into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Jack sat up and watched me all night."
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jokes
Monday, 24 March 2014
Turenne
Turenne is classed as one of the most beautiful villages in France. It's a well deserved accolade. The atmosphere is hard to describe. Once inside the walls, it feels like you're in the past. There are no cars and the village is very well preserved. The view from the top of the tower is quite spectacular.
Now we step inside the village:
And we finish with the view:
Now we step inside the village:
And we finish with the view:
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France,
virtual travel
Sunday, 23 March 2014
A star is born
Today is Star's birthday. Lets' have cakes and a few laughs. Most of the clips in the video are very funny and Star should like them, as an animal lover... Happy birthday, dear friend.
Make sure you have the sound on.
Make sure you have the sound on.
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