Sunday, 9 February 2014
Pet therapy
There are anti-depressants without side effects! Take six without any fear of an overdose:
Saturday, 8 February 2014
The things we manage to do online
We may not know what most of the people here look or sound like. We may not be able to touch each other physically. But we're able to do a lot together and remain close even when there are disagreements. That's what friendship is, regardless of how people get together... I feel very lucky to have this place and hope you feel the same.
Friday, 7 February 2014
You're on the wrong floor!
We went to see our doctor yesterday, the conversation strayed into poo territory and I told her this joke. I thought she was going to wet herself...
A man got into the elevator of a medical center holding a clear plastic bag containing a gigantic poo and asked the operator for the 8th floor. The operator was horrified and said, "You want the 3rd floor, that's the floor for the lab." The guy said, "No, I want the eye doctor on the 8th floor."
The operator didn't want to engage the man in a long argument, so he took the elevator straight to the 8th floor to get rid of him quickly. As the man entered the ophthalmologist's office, the receptionist spotted the enormous poo and said, "You made a mistake, the lab is on the 3rd floor!" Again, the man said he didn't want the lab, he wanted the eye doctor.
Looking at the crowded waiting room and taking pity on the other patients, she buzzed him straight in, telling him to be quick.
When the door opened, the doctor took one look at the humongous poo and shouted, "You're mistaken, the lab is on another floor!" The man said he didn't want the lab, the problem was with his eyes. The doctor was baffled and asked, "What could possibly be wrong with your eyes?"
"Well doc, every time I do one of these," he said, pointing at the massive poo," my eyes fill with water..."
A man got into the elevator of a medical center holding a clear plastic bag containing a gigantic poo and asked the operator for the 8th floor. The operator was horrified and said, "You want the 3rd floor, that's the floor for the lab." The guy said, "No, I want the eye doctor on the 8th floor."
The operator didn't want to engage the man in a long argument, so he took the elevator straight to the 8th floor to get rid of him quickly. As the man entered the ophthalmologist's office, the receptionist spotted the enormous poo and said, "You made a mistake, the lab is on the 3rd floor!" Again, the man said he didn't want the lab, he wanted the eye doctor.
Looking at the crowded waiting room and taking pity on the other patients, she buzzed him straight in, telling him to be quick.
When the door opened, the doctor took one look at the humongous poo and shouted, "You're mistaken, the lab is on another floor!" The man said he didn't want the lab, the problem was with his eyes. The doctor was baffled and asked, "What could possibly be wrong with your eyes?"
"Well doc, every time I do one of these," he said, pointing at the massive poo," my eyes fill with water..."
Thursday, 6 February 2014
Painting the picture of the picture
I don't know if these two paintings are by the same person, but if not, the artists definitely had similar ideas...
Wednesday, 5 February 2014
An alternative to looking at cloud shapes
These drawings are by a Brazilian cartoonist. Popcorn shapes are a cool alternative to
cloud spotting...
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