Monday, 27 January 2014

A very long time without sex

GrannyJ sent us this great joke. Thanks, GJ.


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. 

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(love military time)

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[The real ad in yesterday's post was #3.]

Sunday, 26 January 2014

Funny ad competition

Here are six ads. Five are fake and one is real. Can you pick the genuine among the spoofs?







Saturday, 25 January 2014

Some Canadian weather funnies

Mrsgunka sent us some funny pictures. GrannyJ already posted the top two in yesterday's thread.



Here are the best of the rest. Thank you, Mrg and GJ.






Friday, 24 January 2014

A reassuring little post

These two photos make things a bit better... (even if not true!) The second picture was sent to us by 1smartcanerican. Thank you, 1sc.