I found these puns and thought of View...
Friday, 8 November 2013
Thursday, 7 November 2013
Have cake, will travel
Here's something absolutely fabulous for the woman who loves to travel.
Happy birthday, CC! Love and kisses to you, dahhling.
Amy sent this lovely gift of roses:
Happy birthday, CC! Love and kisses to you, dahhling.
Amy sent this lovely gift of roses:
Wednesday, 6 November 2013
A bunch of funnies to make you smile
Mrsgunka sent us some really funny cartoons and pictures. Thank you, MrsG.
GrannyJ will dig this one:
I think this one is for Amy:
GrannyJ will dig this one:
I think this one is for Amy:
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Monday, 4 November 2013
The blonde gets even
View sent us this joke. Thank you, View.
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh... OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh... OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
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