Prepare to go aww...
Thursday, 21 March 2013
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
Magpies
A while ago I posted a picture taken from my kitchen window and somebody spotted a nest in the large cherry tree in our back garden. Nobody could work out what creature had built the nest.
Here it is again (click to enlarge):
In the past three of weeks or so, we have observed a couple of magpies very busy building a nest in another tree, which sits directly in front of our window:
Curiosity led me to google and I found out quite a bit about the nesting habits of magpies. The monogamous couples build large nests in tall trees and mate by the end of March. We'll keep watching them and perhaps we'll manage to witness the display that precedes the actual mating! Then we'll keep an eye on the large clutch (up to 8 eggs), and if lucky, we'll be able to see the fledglings leave the nest...
I also concluded that the nest in the cherry tree was definitely built by the same couple of magpies. The one they're building now will not be visible at all, as they chose an evergreen tree. Next year we'll probably miss their nest building efforts, as both the nearest tall trees have been used up.
We find bird watching quite fascinating and will invest in two pairs of binoculars. Our old eyes are not up to the job...
A couple of googled images:
There are superstitions attached to these birds. If you see one, it signals sorrow and you should greet them loudly: "Good morning, Mr Magpie!" Apparently it wards off the bad omen. Seeing two signals mirth, so we're OK!
Magpies are not terribly common in the US and only one of the subspecies, pica hudsonia, is found in some western states:
Here it is again (click to enlarge):
In the past three of weeks or so, we have observed a couple of magpies very busy building a nest in another tree, which sits directly in front of our window:
Curiosity led me to google and I found out quite a bit about the nesting habits of magpies. The monogamous couples build large nests in tall trees and mate by the end of March. We'll keep watching them and perhaps we'll manage to witness the display that precedes the actual mating! Then we'll keep an eye on the large clutch (up to 8 eggs), and if lucky, we'll be able to see the fledglings leave the nest...
I also concluded that the nest in the cherry tree was definitely built by the same couple of magpies. The one they're building now will not be visible at all, as they chose an evergreen tree. Next year we'll probably miss their nest building efforts, as both the nearest tall trees have been used up.
We find bird watching quite fascinating and will invest in two pairs of binoculars. Our old eyes are not up to the job...
A couple of googled images:
There are superstitions attached to these birds. If you see one, it signals sorrow and you should greet them loudly: "Good morning, Mr Magpie!" Apparently it wards off the bad omen. Seeing two signals mirth, so we're OK!
Magpies are not terribly common in the US and only one of the subspecies, pica hudsonia, is found in some western states:
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birds
Monday, 18 March 2013
An apple a day...
We had a lively discussion about handling food the other day and apples were mentioned. They seem perfect for carving and the results can be quite impressive!
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food
Sunday, 17 March 2013
We're all Irish today
Happy St Patrick's Day!
One nice way to celebrate is to present a mixed bag of Irish goodies.
We'll start with some rare footage of Mrsgunka's and Pallottine's early efforts:
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View_From_Here sent me some jokes the other day. Here's one of them:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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Some fine Irish humour:
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Fun music:
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Finally, an item sent in by MrsG:
One nice way to celebrate is to present a mixed bag of Irish goodies.
We'll start with some rare footage of Mrsgunka's and Pallottine's early efforts:
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View_From_Here sent me some jokes the other day. Here's one of them:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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Some fine Irish humour:
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Fun music:
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Finally, an item sent in by MrsG:
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st patrick's
Saturday, 16 March 2013
Out of the mouths of children
A woman was driving with her three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As she was reeling from the shock, the woman heard her 4-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to the elderly, a woman used to take her 5-year-old son on her afternoon rounds. He was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day the woman found the little boy staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As she braced herself for the inevitable barrage of questions, the boy merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'
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children
Friday, 15 March 2013
A very quick post
I'm feeling a little bit delicate today. We had a very good time with friends yesterday: Great food and perhaps too many of the usual conversation lubricants on the side...
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friends
Thursday, 14 March 2013
Arriving home drunk
Here we have two jokes about arriving home inebriated, one featuring a woman, courtesy of Mrsgunka, and the other about a man, sent in by View_From_Here. Thank you for the laughs, MrsG and View.
The other night I was invited out for a night with " the girls. " I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! "
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. "
When I asked him why, he said, " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh sh*t! ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Flynn said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
The other night I was invited out for a night with " the girls. " I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! "
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. "
When I asked him why, he said, " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh sh*t! ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Flynn said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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jokes
Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Don't tell me!
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech...
'At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
'When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
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jokes
Tuesday, 12 March 2013
Unnecessary things
The accumulation of various niggly bits and pieces over the years made me think of some serious design faults in the human body.
Who needs:
1) Bunions
2) Ingrown toenails
3) Frizzy hair
4) Mouth ulcers
5) Zits
and above all, what the hell are hemorrhoids for???
Monday, 11 March 2013
One word for each photo
Spike sent me a large collection of photos with the title "One Word Essays." I selected the ones depicting children, but will leave the one word essay to each of you...
Thank you, Spike.
Thank you, Spike.
Sunday, 10 March 2013
Saturday, 9 March 2013
Thursday, 7 March 2013
Wednesday, 6 March 2013
Cats speaking French...
ManxMamma sent us this delightful video:
There are loads of other videos by the same guy and they're very funny.
Thank you, ManxMamma.
There are loads of other videos by the same guy and they're very funny.
Thank you, ManxMamma.
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videos
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
Beauty
Mrsgunka sent us this really well made video. I had a good time trying to anticipate the next face as it morphed. Thank you, MrsG.
The video about the queen is also quite interesting.
The video about the queen is also quite interesting.
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videos
Monday, 4 March 2013
What would you change?
Peter and I were chatting the other day and we wondered what we would change in ourselves. Peter opted for chunkier legs. I was more ambitious and selected perfect complexion, obedient hair and less exuberant ears.
We know we can't (or won't) change any of these things...
They say our ears keep on growing throughout our lives. Looking at this photo and considering it's nearly 60 years old, one of these days I'll start flapping my ears and fly out of the window!
We know we can't (or won't) change any of these things...
They say our ears keep on growing throughout our lives. Looking at this photo and considering it's nearly 60 years old, one of these days I'll start flapping my ears and fly out of the window!
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funnies
Sunday, 3 March 2013
Magic
View_From_Here sent us this joke:
An Italian and an Irishman entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
Italian replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."
The Italian said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The Italian replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
Thank you, View.
An Italian and an Irishman entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
Italian replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."
The Italian said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The Italian replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
Thank you, View.
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jokes
Saturday, 2 March 2013
Keeping things going (despite the server)
I tried to prepare a post this morning but the server has been acting up since yesterday... Then we had to go shopping in Tulle, which took all afternoon. I'm posting this quickly before I lose the connection again!
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