Thursday, 24 January 2013

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Peanut butter delights



I did a bit of googling about "peanut butter" and found out that it wasn't always combined with jelly.

Ye Olde English Coffee House made a "Peanut Butter and Pimento Sandwich" and The Vanity Fair Tea-Room served peanut butter with watercress.

There's a fine establishment in Arizona, Chez Pallottine, where the finest peanut and mustard sadwiches may be found...

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Hysterical!

I was browsing a website that has a section called "Amazing Fact Generator" and came across this statement:

The vibrator was invented by a physician to treat women who suffered from "hysteria."

I decided to check it out and found this on Wikipedia:

A physician in 1859 claimed that a quarter of all women suffered from hysteria. One physician cataloged seventy-five pages of possible symptoms of hysteria and called the list incomplete; almost any ailment could fit the diagnosis. Physicians thought that the stresses associated with modern life caused civilized women to be both more susceptible to nervous disorders and to develop faulty reproductive tracts. In the United States, such disorders in women reaffirmed that the U.S. was on par with Europe; one American physician expressed pleasure that the country was "catching up" to Europe in the prevalence of hysteria.

It was observed that such cases were quite profitable for physicians, since the patients were at no risk of death, but needed repeated treatment. The only problem was that physicians did not enjoy the tedious task of vaginal massage (generally referred to as "pelvic massage"): The technique was difficult for a physician to master and could take hours to achieve "hysterical paroxysm". Referral to midwives, which had been common practice, meant a loss of business for the physician. The chaise longue and fainting couch became popular home furniture to make women more comfortable during home treatment. Fainting rooms were also used for more privacy during home treatment.


A solution was the invention of massage devices, which shortened treatment from hours to minutes, removing the need for midwives and increasing a physician’s treatment capacity. Already at the beginning of the 19th century, hydrotherapy devices were available at Bath, and by the mid-19th century, they were popular at many high-profile bathing resorts across Europe, the United States and other American countries. By 1870, a clockwork-driven vibrator was available for physicians. In 1873, the first electromechanical vibrator was used at an asylum in France for the treatment of hysteria.

While physicians of the period acknowledged that the disorder stemmed from sexual dissatisfaction, they seemed unaware of or unwilling to admit the sexual purposes of the devices used to treat it. In fact, the introduction of the speculum was far more controversial than that of the vibrator.




By the 20th century, the spread of home electricity brought the vibrator to the consumer market. The appeal of cheaper treatment in the privacy of one’s own home understandably made the vibrator a popular early home appliance. In fact, the electric home vibrator was on the market before many other home appliance "essentials": nine years before the electric vacuum cleaner and 10 years before the electric iron. A page from a Sears catalog of home electrical appliances from 1918 includes a portable vibrator with attachments, billed as "Very useful and satisfactory for home service."

Women's sexuality has been misunderstood or discarded for a long time, not to mention their rights... But I must confess that I find these early ads for vibrators absolutely hilarious.

Monday, 21 January 2013

Scammers


I received a phone call this morning, warning me that my computer would crash in a couple of days because it had been hacked. The caller said he was from Microsoft and that it was a service call, etc, etc. He said his name was Nick Carter, a rather unusual name for somebody with a heavy Indian accent.

The alarm bells rang loudly in my head, but I went along with it because I'm the curious type and wanted to see where he was going with it. While he was giving me various commands to verify the risks and to prove he was genuine, I was googling part of his script. The results were very interesting - and alarming.

They target English speaking Windows users in several countries. This is from an article in the UK Guardian:

The scam always starts the same way: the phone rings at someone's home, and the caller – usually with an Indian accent – asks for the householder, quoting their name and address before saying "I'm calling for Microsoft. We've had a report from your internet service provider of serious virus problems from your computer."

Dire forecasts are made that if the problem is not solved, the computer will become unusable.

The puzzled owner is then directed to their computer, and asked to open a program called "Windows Event Viewer". Its contents are, to the average user, worrying: they look like a long list of errors, some labelled "critical". "Yes, that's it," says the caller. "Now let me guide you through the steps to fixing it."

The computer owner is directed to a website and told to download a program that hands over remote control of the computer, and the caller "installs" various "fixes" for the problem. And then it's time to pay a fee: £185 for a "subscription" to the "preventative service".

The only catch: there was never anything wrong with the computer, the caller is not working for Microsoft or the internet service provider, and the owner has given a complete stranger access to every piece of data on their machine.

Here's another one, from an American site:

Have you ever picked up the phone to hear the following: "I'm calling from Microsoft. We've had a report from your Internet service provider of serious virus problems from your computer"? Of course the caller offers to help, offering a free scan, which invariably leads to warnings over mass malware infections, and the offer of paid technical support to assist.

He quotes from and links to a blog post by a security expert, who gives a step-by-step account of the scam, with several screenshots.

My friend Hilary said they have received loads of these calls, both here in France and the UK. Her husband is an IT guy and he usually has a lot of fun with them. But many people have fallen for it, mainly older people, new to computers...

I was having some fun, but Peter spoiled it by saying very loudly: "Tell him to f*** off!"