Sunday, 11 November 2012

e-Hell


A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting by the entrance.

She walks up to it and sees, "Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue."

She doesn't have either, but underneath the fields is a small line reading:

"Forgot your ID or Password? Click Here." So she does.

Up pops a screen that reads, "Please enter at least two of the following and your password and ID will be e-mailed to you." The fields included "Name," "Date of birth," "Date of death," and "Favorite Food."

The woman enters her name and date of birth, and clicks "Submit."

Up pops another screen that reads, "We are sorry, we did not find a match in our database. Would you like to register?" So the woman clicks the button marked "Yes."

A long and detailed form appears on the screen, and the woman spends some time filling it out. Then she clicks the "Submit" button.

Now she is faced with a screen reading, "We are sorry, this service is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later."

There is a button marked "Back." She clicks it.

A new page appears.

It reads, "Welcome to www.Purgatory.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue..."


Saturday, 10 November 2012

Lovely owls





Photo by Ellen D. Hartlmeier. This owl is called Sarah and she is an educational bird at O.W.L. (Orphaned Wildlife Rehabiliation Society), a place that rescues and rehabilitates birds of prey. Sarah was born in captivity and is an ambassador for her species

I'm quite fond of these birds, they have very funny expressions...

Friday, 9 November 2012

Quickie

We had to do some grocery shopping today and returned home a bit late, so here's a quick funny one:


Thursday, 8 November 2012

The art of seduction

This year Sir David Attenborough celebrates 60 years making fantastic documentaries. He rated the following segment as one of his favourite moments:

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Happy day

We ended up going to bed at 6:30 am, absolutely exhausted!

It was very nice to wake up to a brilliant sunny day. The sun seems to be in a celebratory mood as well.

Please click to enlarge

[Hey MrsG, there's some autumn colour out there!]

Finally, it's CC's special day. Happy birthday, dahhling! What a lovely gift you had, eh?

It's a very happy day!