Thursday, 27 September 2012

Too much lovin'

Time for a Mrsgunka joke!

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the family doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "Just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."


They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene would come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."

Thank you for the laugh, Mrsgunka.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Testing a water bed

GrannyJ sent me this hilarious video. Thank you, GrannyJ. You're right, the last bit is the best!

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Lucky guy

I hope this video plays properly. This was in the news in the UK today. Is this guy lucky or what?


A Russian truck driver has an amazing escape after crashing head-on into another lorry. He is thrown clear out of the front windscreen and walks away unhurt.

Monday, 24 September 2012

Getting into the surf

Shapeshifterbelly sent me these stunning pictures of waves in Hawaii.

Thank you, Shapeshifter.

I googled the photographer, Clark Little. Click on his name to visit his website, where there are many more great photos and lots of goodies.














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