Monday, 6 August 2012

Quick joke

I'm late with today's post... We bought the concrete blocks and have been busy carrying them to the garden. All is well, no injured backs, but we have worked up an appetite and should sleep very soundly tonight.

Here's a short and sweet from Mrsgunka:

The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working. Can't take it anymore!!! Gone to stay with my mother."


I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold....... "What the hell is she talking about?"


Thank you, MrsG.

Saturday, 4 August 2012

I couldn't resist!

View_From_Here sent me a blonde joke but I couldn't resist adapting it a little bit and making it about a famous brunette:

After having some trouble with passwords and secret questions, a certain former half-politician decided to follow password instructions to the letter. Better to be safe than sorry...

This is her new password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyJuneau"

When asked by an adviser why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:

"I know, it's unflippingbelievable! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital. Sheeesh..."


Thank you for the inspiration, View.

Friday, 3 August 2012

No giggling!


We haven't had a joke in a while. This one was sent to me by Mrsgunka:

A nurse got a new job at a new hospital. Her boss thought that she knew everything about the job, except for ONE THING:

"Never laugh at a patient, no matter what."

"Of course I won't laugh," the nurse said. "I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

Three days later, the hospital received a new patient, who was assigned to this new nurse.

"I have a problem with my sexual organs," the man said.

"Okay, just drop your trousers for me," the nurse responded.

He proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.


"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," he replied.

Thank you, MrsG.

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Very cheerful

In a new craze which is sweeping America, joggers are covered in paint as they attempt to complete a 5km run.


It looks lovely! It also looks remarkably like Holi, in India: