Saturday, 14 July 2012

Acid remarks

Tumbleweed sent me a bunch of very funny remarks by Aunty Acid. There were too many, so here is a first batch:









Friday, 13 July 2012

Thursday, 12 July 2012

Cats are fun

Mrsgunka sent me a funny photo, especially for Tumbleweed and her cat Sammi.


A few minutes later, I received an e-mail from GrannyJ, which included the same photo plus loads of others. Here are some of the best, including a very "useful"set rules:












Finally, still on a cat theme, a comic strip from Mrsgunka:


Thank you, GrannyJ and Mrsgunka.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

What am I?

I like riddles. Here are some interesting ones. You can find loads of them HERE.


I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
Answer

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
Answer

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
Answer

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer

How many did you get?

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

I can has headache

I've noticed that there was a wild party last night while I was asleep...

It seems appropriate to enjoy some hangover humour!





Monday, 9 July 2012

Priorities


An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam... I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing anything down there and you are a bit exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old... I bought this hat yesterday!

Sunday, 8 July 2012

Walk this way

Mrsgunka sent me these photos of shoes and I found them very interesting. They range from funny and creative to downright uncomfortable!

Thank you, Mrsgunka.