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Monday, 2 July 2012
Striking photo
This very cool photo, from 1954, is by Chinese photographer Fan Ho.
Sunday, 1 July 2012
Shocking!
Joke from Grammy97:
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Thank you, Grammy.
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Thank you, Grammy.
Saturday, 30 June 2012
Some laughs for the weekend
My laptop is not behaving very well today, so I'll quickly post this very funny video Mrsgunka sent me. I like this couple's gentle, self-deprecating, old fashioned humour.
Thank you, Mrsgunka.
Thank you, Mrsgunka.
Friday, 29 June 2012
Whistling...
Peter and I sleep in separate bedrooms. The reason is practical, we simply like to get a good night's sleep. In the past, I had his enormous, very heavy hand land on my face (a very disturbing experience in the middle of the night!), he snores very loudly, I fidget, we both get up to answer the calls of nature several times each night, we also have restless legs, talk in our sleep... the list is endless.
Tired (literally) of sharing a bed with something akin to a noisy mountain goat, we both decided that we'd be better off in our own rooms.
I know what you're thinking...
The following joke is about separate beds, but provides a very good solution!
A young couple got married and spent their honeymoon in a hotel with twin beds.
The shy young bride was a bit anxious and asked her new husband:
"But how are we going to do... you know what... How would I know you're in the mood?"
He replied:
"No problem, darling. I'll whistle and you come to my bed."
She was still worried:
"Yes, but how do I let you know when I'm in the mood?"
He was very reassuring:
"Well, you just ask me: 'Did I hear you whistle?'"
This is our favourite joke. He he he...
Tired (literally) of sharing a bed with something akin to a noisy mountain goat, we both decided that we'd be better off in our own rooms.
I know what you're thinking...
The following joke is about separate beds, but provides a very good solution!
A young couple got married and spent their honeymoon in a hotel with twin beds.
The shy young bride was a bit anxious and asked her new husband:
"But how are we going to do... you know what... How would I know you're in the mood?"
He replied:
"No problem, darling. I'll whistle and you come to my bed."
She was still worried:
"Yes, but how do I let you know when I'm in the mood?"
He was very reassuring:
"Well, you just ask me: 'Did I hear you whistle?'"
This is our favourite joke. He he he...
Thursday, 28 June 2012
It's hot today
I'm in the mood for some South American music. It goes well with the hot weather!
[And also to celebrate the Supreme Court decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act! It's a happy tune...]
[And also to celebrate the Supreme Court decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act! It's a happy tune...]
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