Happy birthday

Today is View_From_Here's birthday, so I thought it would be nice to publish a collection of very funny photos he sent me a couple of days ago.

Feliz cumpleaños, amigo!

Happy St Patrick's Day!

There's nothing better than a couple of good Irish jokes to celebrate St Patrick's Day:

i-Pad

This is hilarious.

"How do you like the i-Pad I gave you, Dad?"

A pirate walked into a bar...

I have to share this joke. Both View_From_Here and Tumbleweed sent it to me, it's quite funny.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

Thank you, TW and View.

Quick song

We've been out all day and I didn't have time to look through my e-mails for contributions, so here's a quick song. The Coral is a young British band that had a hit and apparently disappeared. Perhaps it's me. I don't follow the pop scene very closely, but I like this song. It was in the soundtrack of an old favourite TV series called Teachers. That's long finished...