Saturday, 14 January 2012

Quick thinking

Mrsgunka sent me this joke about two naughty ladies...


Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."


The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.


Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog"

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!"


Thank you, Mrsgunka.

Friday, 13 January 2012

Life!



I ain't got no home, ain't got no shoes
Ain't got no money, ain't got no class
Ain't got no skirts, ain't got no sweater
Ain't got no perfume, ain't got no bed
Ain't got no mind.

Ain't got no mother, ain't got no culture
Ain't got no friends, ain't got no schoolin'
Ain't got no love, ain't got no name
Ain't got no ticket, ain't got no token
Ain't got no god.

And what have I got?
why am I alive anyway?
yeah what have I got?
nobody can take away...?

Got my hair, got my head
Got my brains, got my ears
Got my eyes, got my nose
Got my mouth, I got my smile

I got my tongue, got my chin
Got my neck, got my boobies
Got my heart, got my soul
Got my back, I got my sex.

I got my arms, got my hands, got my fingers,
got my legs, got my feet, got my toes,
got my liver, got my blood...

I've got life,
I've got my freedom
I've got life
I've got life
and I am gonna keep it
I've got life
and nobody's gonna take it away.
I've got life!

Thursday, 12 January 2012

The birds, the bees and other friends

We need some beauty to counter the ugliness of the video I posted earlier. It comes courtesy of Mrsgunka.



Thank you, Mrsgunka, we needed it.

Shameful

This nasty video is all over the internet. It may have not been filmed in Afghanistan, but what it depicts is very disturbing.



The BBC reports:

The US military has said it is investigating a video that appears to show a group of marines urinating on dead Taliban fighters.

The origin of the video is not known, nor is it clear who posted it online.

Marine Corps headquarters at the Pentagon said in a statement: "The actions portrayed are not consistent with our core values and are not indicative of the character of the Marines in our Corps. This matter will be fully investigated.''


These are some of the comments on the Liveleak website:


. Islam dictates that the body must be washed before burial - nothing wrong here, just helping out.


. It's "wet-down" time. Buy them lads a few beers so they can continue to piss all over the sand-monkies faces. If I was there I'd take a huge dump on one of those Taliban dude's heads. Hey, maggots gotta eat too!


. i'll bet it was cleaner than the water in that country.


. They should have shit on them first. Fuck the taliban, they are worth less than pig feed.


. They are dead. They don´t care.


. AWESOME!! Piss on those dead bastards!!!


. LOL! Final insult before they meet the maker and are cast to Hell with the rest of the MooSlimes.


. Excellent, well done lads, piss on them and what they stand for.


. They rolled up to the pearly gates expecting their 72 virgins and all they got was a stinky golden shower.


. HELL YEAH! done that to a grave but never on the body itself.. woohoo. must be awesome.


Whether the video is genuine or not, the fact that it has gone viral and has attracted these unkind comments doesn't do the US armed forces any good.