Thursday, 31 August 2017

Following instructions


A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?' 
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. 
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ' 
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' 
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' 
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.


Sunday, 27 August 2017

Simple, but effective

The addition of googly eyes to everyday stuff makes a world of difference...










Thursday, 24 August 2017

Amusing wildlife photos

These photos deserve some funny captions...









Monday, 21 August 2017

The skies today

While you prepare for the solar eclipse today, we're enjoying completely clear skies, not a single cloud in sight!



Saturday, 19 August 2017

Oh the patience!

This is a ballpoint pen picture by Mostafa Khodeir. He must be a very patient man...


Thursday, 17 August 2017

Very rainy day at the races in Pompadour

We had a good day despite the very heavy rain. Peter and I made some money, had a picnic with friends, and watched a girl do some lovely stunts between races. The last picture is of Woody, a prince of a dog, he couldn't be nicer! Please note his asymmetric "hairstyle." A ferocious dog bit half of his ear off three weeks ago in London.








Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Double birthday party!

Two special friends celebrate their birthdays today: Roxie and Marie. Have a great day, gals!













Sunday, 13 August 2017

Delicate blue lace

It looks very delicate until you find out they're ceramic tiles! 

    Ceramic tiles be Guy Mitchell 

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Birthday party!

We never know where our frequent traveller, music lover friend PGFan might be... Happy birthday, PGFan, wherever you are. Have a great day!