Saturday, 31 December 2016
Friday, 30 December 2016
Ah, music!
The little girl was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of the little girl's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he shouted above the noise, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of the little girl's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he shouted above the noise, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"
Wednesday, 28 December 2016
Occupational hazard...
A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.
"I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" she said.
The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"
"I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" she said.
The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"
Tuesday, 27 December 2016
Irony forever
I read this amusing anecdote the other day:
"Please don’t tell my parents," she begged.
"I won’t," I promised. "You're 18 now, so I guess it's your choice. By the way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty."
"I won’t," I promised. "You're 18 now, so I guess it's your choice. By the way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty."
Monday, 26 December 2016
Sunday, 25 December 2016
Happy Christmas!
I fell in love with this Christmas tree because it reminds me of the George Nelson clock, the symbol of this blog...
Saturday, 24 December 2016
The morning after, "What Time" style
Amy sent us a collection of photos of the morning after a "party" at the zoo. I think it's appropriate to post it after one of our parties, considering we're all animal lovers! Thanks, Amy.