Sunrise...
Saturday, 30 July 2016
Friday, 29 July 2016
Do as you're told!
A guy is doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room is a large gray parrot on a perch.
The family dog comes into the room and jumps up on the couch. The parrot says, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumps down immediately.
A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation.
The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before."
The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”
A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation.
The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before."
The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”
Thursday, 28 July 2016
Tuesday, 26 July 2016
Monday, 25 July 2016
Saturday, 23 July 2016
A perfect quote
"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
Monday, 18 July 2016
Saturday, 16 July 2016
Thursday, 14 July 2016
Tuesday, 12 July 2016
Enjoy these funny pictures!
I totally identify with some of them...
[ I'm sorry about not posting for so long and now posting at the wrong time. Busy, busy, busy!]
Saturday, 9 July 2016
Thursday, 7 July 2016
Wednesday, 6 July 2016
Applied mathematical logic
Here we have some humour, courtesy of View. Gracias, amigo!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If we assign a number to each letter of the alphabet:
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
Tuesday, 5 July 2016
Back to my favourite subject
I like art. I really like it when artists find different ways to express themselves. This guy falls in this category.