Thursday, 26 May 2016
Birds with a difference
I don't really get the circles around the birds, but Daniel Taylor, the artist, must have a good reason for them... They're his paintings, after all. I like them a lot.
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art
Wednesday, 25 May 2016
If there were computer programs for everything...
View sent us this funny exchange between a desperate woman and tech support. Thanks, View.
’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
What can I do?
"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
Dear Tech Support,
’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Desperate
"First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!”
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funnies
Tuesday, 24 May 2016
Photos of wildlife photographers
Dare I say these photographers were spotted in their natural habitat? Hahaha! These animals are endearingly curious, love them!
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photography,
wildlife
Monday, 23 May 2016
Sunday, 22 May 2016
Saturday, 21 May 2016
Light and shadow sculptures
I have come across this technique before, but these creations by Japanese artist Kumi Yamashita are the most delicate and detailed I've ever seen. Enjoy:
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art
Friday, 20 May 2016
The cats are much sexier... than the girls!
I know that these pin-up gals are completely out of fashion, but without them, the cats don't look so funny.. The last one is the sexiest of all. LOL!
Thursday, 19 May 2016
Colourful textiles from Peru
The work that goes into creating these incredibly colourful textiles deserves a lot of respect. Oh, to have so much patience...
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