Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Sunday, 18 May 2014

Lovely birds

A bird enthusiast in England recorded his success in attracting new visitors after making changes to his garden:

A selection of some of the 39 species of birds that visit my garden. I have gradually changed my urban back garden into a wildlife friendly area by adding water features, fruit and berry bushes, trees and letting the ivy cover the fence, trees and back of the house. I have introduced a rough grass area and encouraged wild flowers such as trefoil, knapweed, nettles & teasel to grow. By year round feeding and adding nest boxes I have recorded 39 different species of birds including predators, which I suppose is a sign of a well stocked wildlife garden.



I found the video charming and very relaxing. We enjoy watching the birds that come to feed on our kitchen windowsill and admire this guy for the lovely environment he created for his feathered friends.

Saturday, 17 May 2014

50 shades of funny

View sent us the joke and I found the dog picture elsewhere. 50 big thank yous, View.

Four guys have been going on the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years..

Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!

"I've been here since last night...

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a sexy black nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well, she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......

On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.


And then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'

So I did, and here I am!"

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This one is for Dublin:


Friday, 16 May 2014

Acute senses

Today we have a joke sent to us by mrsgunka. Thank you, MrsG.

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.



The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.

She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......



He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around, right?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."



Thursday, 15 May 2014

Batman's surprise

Today I'm posting a quick cartoon because Peter is waiting for me downstairs to go shopping...


Sunday, 11 May 2014

Animals galore

There are cute animals for every taste in this video. Enjoy!

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Friday, 9 May 2014

An interesting "pair"

This photo was in the collection GrannyJ sent me the other day. I didn't include it in that post because it was quite different from the others. I find it strangely beautiful...

Thursday, 8 May 2014

Southern funnies

View sent us this joke and I saw the other one on Facebook. Thanks, View.

A student went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student.

At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed that if he could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told him to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "sir, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." He said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Sir," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

He looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes,  just pondering the question. The Alabama students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then he held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. He said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."



A hush fell over the auditorium and the Alabama students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

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Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Not realistic...

I've always thought Tom & Jerry was a bit weird, considering that we may get a cat to get rid of mice. Jerry is the hero and Tom is the baddie, it doesn't make sense... This photo is funny, though.


Monday, 5 May 2014

Funny pictures

GrannyJ sent us a collection of very funny photos. Thank you, GJ.