I forgot I had a medical appointment today, so I had to post this from my i-pad. The Blogger app doesn't have all the features, such as scheduling the posts for publishing at a set time... Today's post will catch most of you still in bed! Good morning.
Tuesday, 4 March 2014
Monday, 3 March 2014
Sunday, 2 March 2014
Saturday, 1 March 2014
Old age wit and wisdom
GrannyJ sent us a few funnies for the weekend. Thanks, GJ. I added a couple of bonus cartoons so the post wouldn't look "naked."
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71 so it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71 so it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
~~~~~
Answering machine message: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Friday, 28 February 2014
The weather has gone crazy and we need a groan and a laugh
Amy has joined the ranks of the groaners appreciation society and has sent us this gem:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbekistani, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivia, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarussian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans ... walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d' after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai!"
Thanks, Amy. I also found a good collection of puns in one single picture:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbekistani, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivia, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarussian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans ... walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d' after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai!"
Thanks, Amy. I also found a good collection of puns in one single picture:
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