Sleuth sent me the first video and I had bookmarked the second. We love our pets and animals in general, so this is a fitting way to wish all What Timers a happy festive season! [There's a fading celebrity out there complaining that a pet is not appropriate for a Christmas card...]
The guy who made these is the same guy who gave us the now classic video of the talking dog:
(You may watch all his great videos on his youtube channel.)
Happy holidays to all of you and your loved ones!
Friday, 23 December 2011
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Playing with words
TempestNVA sent me these. Puns can make you cringe, but these are quite clever! Thank you, Tempest.
To all you Lexophiles .... (those who love words)
- Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
- Fish in schools sometimes take debate.
- The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
- It seems Professor Buck's earthquake theory is on shaky ground.
- Batteries were given out free of charge.
- After the dentist and manicurist married, they fought tooth and nail.
- A chess tournament occupied all the hotel's conference rooms. Between matches, players stood around the foyer bragging about their victories. This eventually got on the manager's nerves. "Go away!", he shouted. "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
- A will is a dead giveaway.
- After the parents refused to pay the exorcist, their daughter was repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
- You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
- After you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- Did you hear about the man whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell onto an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- Another fell into a lens-grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
- His photographic memory was never fully developed.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Acupuncture: a jab well done
Two cures for excessive punning:
- Medical -- performing an apundectomy
- Legal -- a sentence in a punitentiary.
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funnies
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Suzy
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| Billy and Suzy at his leaving do, just before he went to Australia |
Suzy, a friend of Billy's since playschool, did American Studies at Nottingham University and her final year was spent in Tennessee, where this video was recorded. We've been friends with Suzy's parents for over twenty years and her father could do with our good thoughts...
Go Suzy!
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music
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
Awww...
Today's awww moment comes courtesy of Lillibird.
Thank you, Lillibird.
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| New baby friends meet each other |
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| Kitten being given some oxygen |
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| How cute is this baby owl? |
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| As big as a grape... |
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| A shy walrus |
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| This cat has a permanent top hat |
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| A special bubble bath |
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| Finally, here's a proud new mom |
Thank you, Lillibird.
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animals
Monday, 19 December 2011
"Carefully" placed stickers
View_From_Here sent me these very funny examples of carelessly placed stickers:
Thank you, View, they're hilarious.
Thank you, View, they're hilarious.
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funnies
Sunday, 18 December 2011
Lebkuchen
These lovely cookies were mentioned in the last thread, so I searched for a relatively simple recipe to share with you. You may vary the icing, using chocolate or almond instead. This recipe yields 72 cookies.
Ingredients
Cookies
1/2 cup honey
1/2 cup molasses
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon lemon zest
2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon ground allspice
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/3 cup diced candied citron peel
1/3 cup chopped hazelnuts
Icing
1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
Preparation
In a medium saucepan, stir together the honey and molasses. Bring the mixture to a boil, remove from heat and stir in the brown sugar, lemon juice, lemon zest, and lastly the egg.
In a large bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, allspice and nutmeg. Add the molasses mixture to the dry ingredients and mix well. Stir in the citron and hazelnuts. Cover dough and chill overnight.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease cookie sheets. Using a small amount of dough at a time, roll out on a lightly floured surface to 1/4 inch thickness. Cut into small rectangles and place them 1 inch apart onto the prepared cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 to 12 minutes in the preheated oven, until no imprint remains when touched lightly.
Combine the sugar and water in a small saucepan. Heat to between 234 and 240 degrees F (soft ball stage). Remove from heat and stir in the confectioners' sugar.
Quickly brush the icing over the cookies while they are still hot (Important!) and remove them to wire cooling racks. If icing becomes sugary while brushing cookies, re-heat slightly- adding a little water until crystals dissolve.
Store in an airtight container with a few pieces of apple peel for a few days to mellow.
Alternative glazing ideas
Chocolate glace:
200g (7 oz) powder (icing) sugar, sifted
30 g cocoa, sifted
enough hot water to make thick runny mixture to brush on
Almond glace:
200 g (7 oz) powder (icing) sugar, sifted
1 or 2 drops of almond extract
enough hot water to make a thick runny mixture to brush on
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Getting into the Christmas spirit
Tumbleweed sent me this touching Christmas story:
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband in a calm voice said:
"Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said crying:
"Yes! I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."
*****
Mrsgunka sent me some seasonal cartoons:
And a video of some very fancy Christmas lights:
Thank you, Tumbleweed and Mrsgunka.
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband in a calm voice said:
"Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said crying:
"Yes! I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."
*****
Mrsgunka sent me some seasonal cartoons:
And a video of some very fancy Christmas lights:
Thank you, Tumbleweed and Mrsgunka.
Friday, 16 December 2011
Some old news
Today we're taking a trip back to 1933, courtesy on Grasshopper. Among the items he secured at a recent auction were some large books of clippings from old newspapers. Please click on the images for a larger view.
Thank you, Grasshopper.
Thank you, Grasshopper.
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history
Thursday, 15 December 2011
A rogue amaryllis
Mrsgunka sent me photos of her amaryllis plants. Apparently one of them came up with too many petals and no reproductive organs. It looks to me that Mrsgunka got a rogue double amaryllis mixed up with her normal bulbs...
They're both gorgeous, lucky Mrsgunka!
They're both gorgeous, lucky Mrsgunka!
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nature
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
A singing tree...
This piece of public art is high above Burnley on the Pennine moors in Lancashire, England. It was designed by architects Mike Tonkin and Anna Liu in 2006 and won a Royal Institute of British Architects award. The Singing Ringing Tree is a 3 metre (9ft) tall construction comprising pipes of galvanised steel which harness the energy of the wind to produce a slightly discordant and penetrating choral sound covering a range of several octaves. Some of the pipes are primarily structural and aesthetic elements, while others have been cut across their width enabling the sound. The harmonic and singing qualities of the tree were produced by tuning the pipes according to their length by adding holes to the underside of each.
Today marks the 5th anniversary of its official opening to the public, so here it is:
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amazing stuff,
art
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
Real life animals are cuter than animated cartoons
Hunnybee sent me these charming photos of a real life Bambi with his friend Thumper. I did a bit of research about the photographer, wildlife Czech photographer Tanja Askani. There are more wonderful photos of other species on her website.
Tanja wrote on her website:
Walt Disney Studios produced the well-known children’s movie “Bambi” in 1942. It was based on the 1923 book, “Bambi, A Life in the Woods” by Felix Salten. In the book, Bambi was a European roe fawn. As part of the American book translation and the Disney movie version, Bambi turned into a North American whitetail deer.
As this picture series shows, fairytales and reality are often very closely related. There truly are animal friendships across species boundaries.
She also posted this video:
Thank you, Hunnybee, they're lovely!
Tanja wrote on her website:
Walt Disney Studios produced the well-known children’s movie “Bambi” in 1942. It was based on the 1923 book, “Bambi, A Life in the Woods” by Felix Salten. In the book, Bambi was a European roe fawn. As part of the American book translation and the Disney movie version, Bambi turned into a North American whitetail deer.
As this picture series shows, fairytales and reality are often very closely related. There truly are animal friendships across species boundaries.
She also posted this video:
Thank you, Hunnybee, they're lovely!
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wildlife
Monday, 12 December 2011
Small big world
Or should I say big small world?
Mrsgunka sent me a link to this fascinating video:
This is the world's biggest train set which covers 1,150 square meters (12,380 square feet), features almost six miles of track and is still not complete.
Twin brothers Frederick and Gerrit Braun, 41, began work on the 'Miniatur Wonderland' in 2000.
The set covers six regions including America, Switzerland, Scandinavia, Germany and the Austrian Alps. The American section features giant models of the Rocky Mountains, Everglades, Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. The Swiss section has a mini-Matterhorn.The Scandinavian part has a 4ft long passenger ship floating in a 'fjord.'
It is expected to be finished in 2014, when the train set will cover more than 1,800 square meters (19,376 sq ft) and feature almost 13 miles of track, by which time detailed models of parts of France, Italy and the UK will have been added.
It comprises 700 trains with more than 10,000 carriages and wagons. The longest train is 46ft long. The scenery includes 900 signals, 2,800 buildings, 4,000 cars - many with illuminated headlights... and 160,000 individually designed figures Thousands of kilograms of steel and wood was used to construct the scenery...
The 250,000 lights are rigged up to a system which mimics night and day by automatically turning them on and off.
The whole system is controlled from a massive high-tech nerve centre. In total the set has taken 500,000 hours and more than 8 million to put together, the vast majority of which has come from ticket sales. Gerrit said: "Our idea was to build a world that men, woman and children can be equally astonished and amazed in." Frederik added: "Whether gambling in Las Vegas, hiking in the Alps or paddling in Norwegian fjords - in Wunderland everything is possible"
Thank you, Mrsgunka.
Mrsgunka sent me a link to this fascinating video:
This is the world's biggest train set which covers 1,150 square meters (12,380 square feet), features almost six miles of track and is still not complete.
Twin brothers Frederick and Gerrit Braun, 41, began work on the 'Miniatur Wonderland' in 2000.
The set covers six regions including America, Switzerland, Scandinavia, Germany and the Austrian Alps. The American section features giant models of the Rocky Mountains, Everglades, Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. The Swiss section has a mini-Matterhorn.The Scandinavian part has a 4ft long passenger ship floating in a 'fjord.'
It is expected to be finished in 2014, when the train set will cover more than 1,800 square meters (19,376 sq ft) and feature almost 13 miles of track, by which time detailed models of parts of France, Italy and the UK will have been added.
It comprises 700 trains with more than 10,000 carriages and wagons. The longest train is 46ft long. The scenery includes 900 signals, 2,800 buildings, 4,000 cars - many with illuminated headlights... and 160,000 individually designed figures Thousands of kilograms of steel and wood was used to construct the scenery...
The 250,000 lights are rigged up to a system which mimics night and day by automatically turning them on and off.
The whole system is controlled from a massive high-tech nerve centre. In total the set has taken 500,000 hours and more than 8 million to put together, the vast majority of which has come from ticket sales. Gerrit said: "Our idea was to build a world that men, woman and children can be equally astonished and amazed in." Frederik added: "Whether gambling in Las Vegas, hiking in the Alps or paddling in Norwegian fjords - in Wunderland everything is possible"
Thank you, Mrsgunka.
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amazing stuff
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Women drivers
Our friend Tom (in Thailand) sent me this joke:
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!
It splashed and burned Big Peter and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
You may remember Tom from an old open thread, when he sent me this photo of an amazing sunrise:
Thank you, Tom.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!
It splashed and burned Big Peter and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
You may remember Tom from an old open thread, when he sent me this photo of an amazing sunrise:
Thank you, Tom.
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funnies
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