Thursday 22 June 2017

Pretentious, moi?

Three dogs met in the park. The first was a beautiful black poodle with a big blue ribbon around its neck, and it said, 


"My name is Fifi, spelled F-I-F-I."

The second was a pretty white poodle with a red satin ribbon around its neck, and it said, 


"My name is Mimi, spelled M-I-M-I."

The third was a dirty old mutt and said, 


"My name is Fido, spelled P-H-Y-D-E-A-U-X."