An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were discussing screams of passion.
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop, for five minutes."
The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes."
The Englishman said, “That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours? Wow! That's phenomenal, what did you do, to make her scream for two hours?"